Open letter to Shri. Amitabh Bachhan.

Dear Sir,
I cant believe that I am writing to you. It is a great honor to be writing to you. I am a big fan of yours and I was brought up on a staple diet of your sholay dialogues ( my dad is a bigger fan and he knows all your movies and their dialogues) I have been a ardent reader of your blog and I am deeply saddened by the recent posts. You have been hitting back at the media quite a lot and giving out explanations and defending your family a lot. Sir, you seem to have forgotten the golden rules. The media is like a big fart. It is air and it stinks, but you cant beat it or hurt it.. you just have to close your nose and let it pass. DONT REACT. When you react you hurt your image which you have painstakingly cultivated. When elephants walk, dogs bark. The elephant shouldnt take note of it.. just walk by..

It has become a staple of the media to take potshots at you knowing that you would react and then they would get 15 minutes of fame at your expense. Why give them that opportunity. We all know for who you are and what you are. So my humble request to you is please dont react. Update us with your thoughts, philosophies, your movies, your joys, your family and not reactions to the loop balls thrown at you by the media. I miss the stoic Amitabh who used to take all shots on his chin and smile through it and come out shining like a diamond. I miss that genuine diamond of a man.

Lots of love
SN

A tiring week !!!!!!!!

It was a bloody hell in the office.... With the big C coming in, its very hectic... Add to that some bitchy colleagues, some uninspiring juniors and some ugly big-assed girls... whoa how can a guy survive.. but i made it through.... got this @###$#% sunday to relax.... got up early at 3-30.. had a call to attend.... well.. cnt disclose what it was for..... the devil...... now a cup of coffee and Prisoner by Birth at hand... man this Archer guy writes good.... the name of the book makes me wonder .. arent we all prisoners by birth... at least we indians are.... prisoner to the bloody system and society.... we live a very staged life.... nursery to schoool to college to job to marriage to family to children to some more prisoners by birth.....

now my parents are after me to marry... why the hell should i... i dont believe in that nor am i interested.... i dont like the idea of spending my life working my ass off for the offsprings that i have only to have them kick me out when I am old ( not all do that - but now most do that)... why should I marry and settle/unsettle down.. when i can be bachelor, earn good, save good and lead a life like Heffner... well maybe not exactly a replica of his life... but then i can really enjoy explore and all that...... @#$% to MARRIAGE... @#%% to the SOCIETY THAT LOOKS DOWN UPON BACHELORS..... Man all bachelors are not sleazy and whore-visiting ones.... i can show you 100 married ones that visit them...... LIVE AND LET LIVE... well how about live-ins... I like that idea..... anyone interested ???? call me ?? ha ha he he

MoRe on ThE BoLlYwOoD BiTcHeS

Was just surfing through the channels and saw that the dog and the TRP saga is still being played up by the hyperactive baton-wielding newscasters with breaking news and such consisting of news such as " Aamir bole Shahrukh mere haathon se biscuit khaa raha hai." Wow!! and I though the country had got tired of this already. Now I guess the next will be Akshay saying "Shahrukh ne mere kele khaaye" now now.. all the nonstraight ones dont get any ideas..... hmm while i cant comment on shahrukh's nor Akshay's sexual preference... this time it is Akshay's pet langur named shahrukh who ate his "banana". Well arent they supposed to do that !! so why the brouhaha.. just coz his name is Shahrukh.... Eff you.

Now Shahrukh will hit back with..... Amitabh(i) pehle jaise doodh nahi deti (his buffalo named Amitabh[i])...... Aamir ki mating karane le gaya tha (Aamir his chihuahua)...... Akshay mere biwi ke saath sota hai (Akshay - his Siamese cat)... well well the last one is taking things too much out of the way.. what say Twinkle twinkle little star.....

Really dont know what the other stars would come up with...

What say Vivek..... Maine Salman ko maara..... now pray tell me who that salman is.. your cook ??....

If Karan Johar had said that "Maine Salman ki maari" oops "ko maara"... would have probably believed it.... wicked ha ha he he.... but then why not... Joh Baadshah ki maar sakta hai woh toh kisi ki bhi maar sakta hai... hain na????

Pissed off by the bitching blogs of the Big F@#$%^& stars of Bollywood

As busy as a Bee I was, I just couldnt hold it back. I was pushed off the proverbial edge and I had to react. Anybody tell me what the f#$% happened to our superstars ? When did these decent guys start bitching ? Ask me and I would say it is really immature and stupid with a big "S". One points out the TRPs of the other's show on his blog, and one names his dog after the other superstar and brags about it on his blog. Guys, drop it. You are supposed to be an ideal to others. Leave the bitching to the bitches and believe me we have many of them...... GROW UP.. ACKNOWLEDGE EACH OTHERS SUCCESS.... LIVE PEACEFULLY AS THEY DO IN HOLLYWOOD... Right !!!

Ahh.. been tired the whole eff'ng week.... the week prior was ok.... Been to Nasik and had a real good time.... had a stay at a queer little flat owned by Sharmaji.... thought of writing a book with the title of "Sharmaji ka Ghar"... seems like a Premchand creation.. who knows may even get the Jyaanpeeth for it... ha ha he he... more next time... this bee has to sleep now