Was just surfing through the channels and saw that the dog and the TRP saga is still being played up by the hyperactive baton-wielding newscasters with breaking news and such consisting of news such as " Aamir bole Shahrukh mere haathon se biscuit khaa raha hai." Wow!! and I though the country had got tired of this already. Now I guess the next will be Akshay saying "Shahrukh ne mere kele khaaye" now now.. all the nonstraight ones dont get any ideas..... hmm while i cant comment on shahrukh's nor Akshay's sexual preference... this time it is Akshay's pet langur named shahrukh who ate his "banana". Well arent they supposed to do that !! so why the brouhaha.. just coz his name is Shahrukh.... Eff you.
Now Shahrukh will hit back with..... Amitabh(i) pehle jaise doodh nahi deti (his buffalo named Amitabh[i])...... Aamir ki mating karane le gaya tha (Aamir his chihuahua)...... Akshay mere biwi ke saath sota hai (Akshay - his Siamese cat)... well well the last one is taking things too much out of the way.. what say Twinkle twinkle little star.....
Really dont know what the other stars would come up with...
What say Vivek..... Maine Salman ko maara..... now pray tell me who that salman is.. your cook ??....
If Karan Johar had said that "Maine Salman ki maari" oops "ko maara"... would have probably believed it.... wicked ha ha he he.... but then why not... Joh Baadshah ki maar sakta hai woh toh kisi ki bhi maar sakta hai... hain na????
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